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  • chibialfa 11:08 am on June 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

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    Eating gudeg and susu soda gembira!!! Lots red syrup, more gembira! Heman likes!!!

    Eating gudeg and susu soda gembira!!! Lots red syrup, more gembira! Heman likes!!!

    Oh, old candy!!! Heman remembers sharing pack of candy with man at arms... Fools said taste of sugar reminds him of modulok heman likes!!

    Oh, old candy!!! Heman remembers sharing pack of candy with man at arms... Fools said taste of sugar reminds him of modulok heman likes!!

    Old fashioned ice cream soda! Heman remember eating icecream when battle cat is still small kitten... Bad kitten go poopoo on king randor throne king randor no see poo poo before he sat king randor smelled like cat butt for three days  heman likes!!!

    Old fashioned ice cream soda! Heman remember eating icecream when battle cat is still small kitten... Bad kitten go poopoo on king randor throne king randor no see poo poo before he sat king randor smelled like cat butt for three days heman likes!!!

    Big blue sky! Round mountain go boom boom !!  Reminds heman of snake mountain... But with less snake   heman likes!!!!

    Big blue sky! Round mountain go boom boom !! Reminds heman of snake mountain... But with less snake heman likes!!!!

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  • chibialfa 3:44 pm on September 25, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , funny, generator, , , timewaster   

    How To: Make a Record 

    Re-posted from Jack Hagley via The Young Creative Council London weekly score

    Ever wanted to be in a band? Don’t let your lack of musical talent or ideas hold you back on your inevitable path to fame and glory! This is the fail-safe guide to musical magic. Your stadia beckons!

    1. 
    First you need a band name:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    The first thing that comes up is the name of your band.

    Mine is Təkyə

    Then the title of the record:
    http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
    the last 4 words of the top quote are the title.

    Mine is “Power to Fulfill Another” (hey, it’s pretty cool)

    The picture in the middle is the front cover of the album
    http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/

    This is mine (pretty much works with Power to Fulfill Another“);

    I am knocking everywhere from Enchantress at Flickr

    "I am knocking everywhere" from Enchantress at Flickr

     

     

    rough layout for my CD cover

    rough layout for my CD cover

     

     

    2. Gather friends, and appropriate intoxicants.

    err… anyone?

     

    3. Record record according to rules here:
    http://crapart.spacebar.org/aad/
    “0- It must be written, performed, recorded, post-produced, etc. all in one contiguous 24-hour period (preferably with no sleep break in there).
    0- It must be at least 20 minutes or 30 songs. (many short songs tend to work better than long songs which drag on forever, trust me.)
    0- Your band may have multiple participants, but they should not work on different songs simultaneously. (So just one song being worked on at a time.)
    0- No ideas from before the chosen day! This means covers or reinterpretations are not allowed.
    0- No out-takes! If you start a song, finish it and put it on the album.”

    consider it’s done

    4. Record onto tape, or better, a computer. But remember that crap is good, the only thing that can hold you back is your own inhibition. The more effort you put in (scream those lungs out) the more you’ll be rewarded. At the very least it will be extremely funny. 

    If you’re stuck with what to make the record about, base it on a film, televison show, computer game, shop, sticker, magazine, colour, mood, beverage, person, road, school, vehicle, group, something that makes you laugh, cry, or feel anything. 

    okay

    5. ???

    6. Profit!

    Good luck

    Jack

    PS:

    Learn how to fake it:
    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-it.php

    check out this band:
    http://www.gemueseorchester.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=46&Itemid=

    or these instruments
    http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/

    Finally, the only radio station that will probably play it:
    http://resonancefm.com/

     
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